Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
People like you are why it was such a terrible mistake to dispense with hanging, drawing and quartering, h. Think of the ribald jokes the mob would make as your privy members are removed with a curved knife? Consider their guffaws at your girlish shrieks of agony! What fun as your entrails are slowly wound out of your abdomen!

Do we really have the right to deny the good people of London such pleasure? I think not.
Girlish shrieks? The deep and noble roar of the wounded lion more like.

And the mob of soft handed, effete royal todies like you would gasp in awe at the many hacks of the blade required to slice through my preposterously fat cock, still reeking as it would be of your mother's bowels.