Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
But papists don't play cricket, C. And they haven't really understood the Divine since the early Chruch wiped out mystical Christianity.

Anyway, made steak tartare for my mate last night. He got most of the bits but forgot the capers for me. In the buying of which, I found pwoppa Lea and Perrins whereas my mate had only ever had Heinz - sans anchois, would you believe.

So using my magic ingredients, I've given him the best tartare he's ever had.

Liked it so much, we're munching it together again tonight. Just got back with 700g of minced fillet.

Oh, and having it his way in a bowl, as opposed to my way of making poncy disks on a plate using stacked up egg poachers, means we can bung more than one egg yolk in each. Tops.

FTR, I don't ever eat Indian cows as they're holy. I only eat unholy, often mad, Gora cows.
Nonsense. Both Rahul Dravid and Virat Kohli learned their cricket at Jesuit schools. Many, many great cricketers have been Catholic.

And you ought to read Tom Holland's 'Dominion'.