Apparently, Extinction Rebellion protestors have gone on hunger strike in the lobby

[Sir C]

I used to play cricket with a Jain. Damn good bowler. Could never eat any of the teas, though. Used to have to bring his own pakoras - which were much nicer.

I first met one of these lads in the 1980s. His nickname was 'Nippy'. He weighed at least 25 stone. He was in no way Nippy.

Now he's a 12 stone silver fox witha Ferrari and a hot chick.