Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
You can't cheat if it's not a real sport. And cycling isn't a real sport. Poncing about on a velocipede is a Frenchman's idea of sport - unmanly and likely to result in perineal sores.

Did you know they shave themselves completely hairless and rub huge quantities of ointment into their arses, bóllocks and barses? Disgusting foreign perverts. I'd have them shot.
I share your sentiments with regard to the sport itself. However, there has been so much hypocrisy surrounding cycling and Britain's and Sky's success that having it now revealed to all and watching utter cretins like Brad Wiggins and Dave Brailsford fall flat on their faces is awfully satisfying.

Marginal gains