I see the Mighty Mogg is taking ground fire from lefties for pointing out that the

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Indeedy, the sleep village of Martham, about 5 miles from the east coast. Sold my flat last week so I'd guess sometime in January.

I've just looked it up. It looks charming. Lovely parish church.

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I mean, obviously it'll be suicide-inducingly bleak in winter, but for four months a year it'll be lovely.