I see the Mighty Mogg is taking ground fire from lefties for pointing out that the

[barrybueno]

Don't cry b, that's great news! A new life, out in the beautiful countryside! Consider crips morning walks, wánking in your shed and the descent into alcoholism. You're living the dream, dude.

If only... I'm going up there with no job and not enough coin to buy anything outright (no one will touch me with even a small-ish mortgage for a long time)

I'll do the drinking bit no probs and wánking's like good manners, they both cost nothing