Useless donkeys. We destroy our test team to get a load of slogging all-rounders,

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Sorry?

Your support for England cricket is about as stellar as it is for Arsenal.

That was top reverse jinxing, I'll have you know. I even sacrificed an Aussie backpacker I lured in with a jar of Vegemite.