I mean obviously women's football has made some great strides forward over recent

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Attending a pre-season friendly in Peterborough = massive gayer
Attending a chick's game coz you're upset your team is only the fifth best in the country = totally fine

Jesus wept, just what kind of mincing, cock devouring homo goes to a pre-season in Peterborough?

I imagine having to go a couple of hours without a dick in their north 'n south is a bit of a trial. Come to think of it, there's probably ample opportunity for some knob scoffing in the bogs at half time given every man there will be a mahoosive gayer.