Carwimb. I had a leisurely 10 minute drive to Upminster

[Sir C]

She said he was extremely polite and charming, but described his handshake as 'light'.

I did clarify with her that she meant 'light' rather than 'limp', but even so it was a bit worrying.

I appreciate that his views appear generally sound, but there's no getting away from the fact that he's as weird as fúck, is there? Honourable member for the 19th century? Nonsense; he's the Honourable member for Bizarresville.

Sixtus indeed. Do fúck off.

[Burney]

Mate. You're driving an Italian car out of warranty, from which smoke has begun to emanate.

I cannot stress the urgency of the situation enough. Find a mug punter and dispose of the moneypit immediately.

And if I ever catch you driving a French or Italian car out of warranty again, I will ask Rich to strike you.

There will doubtless be some naive young lady who will buy this object on the grounds that it's 'cute'.

[Burney]

I appreciate that his views appear generally sound, but there's no getting away from the fact that he's as weird as fúck, is there? Honourable member for the 19th century? Nonsense; he's the Honourable member for Bizarresville.

Sixtus indeed. Do fúck off.

Posh English catholics, innit. They're all a bit wrong and take the whole thing far too seriously.

[Pat Vegas]

There will doubtless be some naive young lady who will buy this object on the grounds that it's 'cute'.

the front looks like a smiley face.

[PSRB]

Mate. You're driving an Italian car out of warranty, from which smoke has begun to emanate.

I cannot stress the urgency of the situation enough. Find a mug punter and dispose of the moneypit immediately.

And if I ever catch you driving a French or Italian car out of warranty again, I will ask Rich to strike you.

[Sir C]

I mean, it's just common sense, isn't it? He's asking for a shafting.

[PSRB]

I mean, it's just common sense, isn't it? He's asking for a shafting.

Buy German and drive it into the ground

Found this quote: I have one car that works; it's fast and safe: an Audi 5. And I have two old cars that never work: an old Peugeot convertible, and an Alfa Romeo Giulia. - Daniel Bruhl (Actor)

[IUFG]

Buy German and drive it into the ground

German and Japanese for this.

The rest are generally shÃ*te.

[Rich]

Mate. You're driving an Italian car out of warranty, from which smoke has begun to emanate.

I cannot stress the urgency of the situation enough. Find a mug punter and dispose of the moneypit immediately.

And if I ever catch you driving a French or Italian car out of warranty again, I will ask Rich to strike you.

My fiancee is demanding a new whip and has narrowed it down to two options:

a) Range Rover Velar
b) Jaguar F-Pace

[Sir C]

My fiancee is demanding a new whip and has narrowed it down to two options:

a) Range Rover Velar
b) Jaguar F-Pace

Whip? What in God's name are you drooling about now?