So how are people voting in the Euro elections?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I could bond with Nige over our shared experience of bóllock cancer, gg. Compare war stories, type of thing.

And then Ken Livingstone could say 'You know who else only had one ball...?'

I must admit, that as a life long anti-racist who grew up with the struggle against apartheid, it's rather confusing that the left, my left, which used to pride itself on Cable St etc, is now over run with ghastly anti-Semites.

It's not meant to be like this.

But seriously, I think you should join and go for the propaganda ministry. I mean, you can't be any worse than the candidates we've seen so far. I think it would suit you, giving orders to the BBC and speeches to the foreign press and the like.