Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
He's working out after midnight
He 'goes to the toilet'
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter

It just doesn't add up for me.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
The really odd thing about this 'story' is that it has made it to the news.

World war three is about to kick off and the Metro is carrying stories of a phantom wánker.