Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Well this is because Lacazette (while very well turned-out) is only 4 foot 3, while Ramjamgangbang's hair could almost be specifically designed to ensure he never makes clean contact with any header.
Bamma-loom-bam-boom's hair has me deeply concerned b. It is receding at a frightful rate and I fear he has become reluctant to head the ball in the erroneous belief that this will somehow slow his descent into eggheadedness. He will soon resemble that other Wengertastrophe who's name escapes me?