Betty Boothroyd (former speaker of the the House of Commons) and Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket) are a pair of dorty lezzas who've been frantically licking one another's tuppences for the last 20-odd years.
I'm struggling to process this and felt I should share my bemusement.
Definitive proof here.
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"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Throwing further weight to Mrs Bucket's private set-up, t'internet says Fat Pat is or was also involved
So too was Moira Stewart
10 characters? Pile of cund.