Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
Did he ever win f¨ck all?

He's played for the two shîtest team in London and complains about the Arsenal forward who was fastest to 50 goals ever.*

*I don't know whether this was PL era. The commentator didn't say so, but you know these cünts all think footie started in '92.

I'm sure LA can tell us how long Ted Drake or Cliff Bastin took. But anyway, how many goals did thins Jason Cünty ever score? I shall look.
Well Ted Drake scored 44 in his first full season having joined in March the season before. Since Auba isn't anywhere near 50 goals (he has 32 in total). I am going to wager that Ted was quicker