'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Wenger could hardly be described as warm either. George had a bit of charm and charisma. Terry Neil was a bit of a knob, harmless, but a knob all the same, and Bertie ? He was probably out pruning the roses with his wife bringing him out a tray with a nice cup of tea and cake, each Sunday following the game...
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman