Monty’s top Valentine’s Day tip for 2019

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And in this case some Champagne Football from Unai Emery's 5-2-0-3 Army.

Salted chocolates are an abomination imo. Another triumph of fashion over common sense. You don't put salt in yer tea, so why put it in chocolates?

Anyhoo, chocolates are for girls, Shirley.

This ^^.

Salted caramel. Rancid shÃ*te.