Peter .. this sounds like the fury of a woman scorned. You didn't get caught playing

[Burney]

Are you quite drunk right now, P?

So she’s a raging narcissist/psychopath who made your life hell, she’s threatening you with all manner of mentalness, she cuckolded you and you’re treating her with kid gloves and are going to hand her half a house?

Jesus. Fúcking. Wept, p.