Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Wingers must get it to the byline and whip it into the mixer. Ideally, their efforts will be met with concussive force by the forehead of a burly centre forward. This is the law. Ideally, they should be willowy, somewhat effete individuals who occasionally display 'silky skills' or 'tricks' that result in them being horribly mangled by an outraged full back and left in a crumpled heap on the running track.

Proper football, that.
Graham Rix looked like a proper winger but was only occasionally played as such. Usually Sammy Nelson would be tasked with overlapping him. Then, of course, he developed a taste for the younger lady, as well as an enthusiasm for the racial abuse of juvenile footballers.

Quite the varied career, really.