I got confused for a second there. I thought you meant Bruce Springsteen's dead saxophonist.
In answer to your question, I can't help but feel the whole nomenclature thing is completely out of hand.
These are the only football positions
Goalkeeper
Left Back
Centre Half
Centre Half
Right Back
Winger
Midfielder
Midfielder
Winger
Centre Forward
Centre Forward
Everything else is foreign nonsense.