Decent article from the Tele on why everything is so much better under Unai

[Sir C]

But in that scenario I could presumably still go and live with my dad (what with him living alone in an 8-bedroom detached house n'all) if I so wished.

Your dad lives alone in an 8 bedroom detached house?

You might want to be a bit nicer to him. And ndver, ever admit that you wanted to fúck his mum.