I’ve been invited in my capacity as a picture caption writer…..ahem journalist….to a

[Sir C]

I just read The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley. He seemed to have a good time

I've watched a friend have a delightful conversation with his fridge. As far as I could tell they both enjoyed it equally. On the other hand, I have physically had to hold a chap down because he wanted to run out into the street and 'away', convinced that the SAS were about to burst through a window to kill him.

You pays your money and you takes your chance.