Sir C "Nice avocado suite, is it? Gold taps?"
We had that type in the 70's ( no bidet though)
It HAD to be avocado on account of being the only style able to go missing from the supplier via the back door
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Our front room was walled with a lime green wallpaper covering which had the small criss-cross texture of Shreddies
Felt better than it looked
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