Booked the family in for a last minute weekend break in Kent this weekend at what I

[Burney]

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes

Are those really the best pictures they could get of him? One where he looks like he's being driven to court to face charges of gross indecency and the other where he's looking like a mong in one of our worst ever kits (and one of his worst haircuts).