Is it just me or does the copper in this story come across as a complete ****?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I laughed at the 'soldiers coming back with only one leg and going 'Look at poor me. Give me some money' bit, I must admit.

Proper copper, that. None of this touchy-feely sh1t. Just 'Sling your hook, you legless cvnt! You're making the place look untidy.'

I would immediately promote him to Chief Superintendent.

darkie wot dun it too.

Won't be long before all police are wearing body cams all the time. How the fúck can they dish out any real justice under that kind of scrutiny?