Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Have I mentioned my 'saving money on laundry' project? In an effort to top up the pension with early retirement in mind, I am wearing shirts for more than one day in order to save on laundry bills.

Last month I wore one shirt 5 days in a row

This is the third day on this shirt. No one has complained about the smell yet.
Jesus Christ! Who are you and what have you done to my friend?

You own the fvcking company, man! Who is going to tell you you fvcking honk?

You need to take a long, hard sniff of yourself, you dirty old fecker.