This is literally the only time Pete Doherty has ever impressed me.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I'll tell you what's weird about that, g. A grown man drinking milk.

Milk makes your spit go all stringy. It is repulsive stuff. The best thing Mrs T ever did was liberate our children from the curse of milk.

I can see what you mean. But it might have been the only hot meal for a fortnight, and you needed something to swig while waiting for the coffee to cool down. The coke was for the end with the bubbles to make you burp.

I am no expert on biological matters but assumed that it provided nutrients we weren't getting from the bottles of Merrydown Cider we drank of an evening in those days.