Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
They also laugh at the wrong things due to not having proper senses of humour. They then become puzzled and cross when you fail to find the same thing funny.

I'll be honest: I'm an old-fashioned sexist who thinks men should get beastly drunk, but women should restrict themselves to no more than a couple of small glasses of wine and then drive a chap home.
I like drunken women. You can do all the degrading stuff and they don't remember.

You can do the degrading stuff to sober women too, but then you have to kill them, don't you?