Oh God I can't stand it.

[WES]

Amazing that a German speciality wasn't that great when you bought it pre-packaged from Waitrose. I find that baffling.

After all, the best Italian food in the world comes out of a microwave in a Travelodge in Abu Dhabi...

Well, I thought it might be better than it was. I've had pizza from Waitrose that was better than wot I was served in Verona.

And I'm not flying over to Germany just to eat a f*cking sausage, am I?