Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
is dying of the cance. In fact, she has been sent home with a hospital bed and a load of morphine to await the inevitable. They are both posting their thoughts daily on facebook, she, I guess, only in her most lucid moments.

Oddly, he is asking today for a show of hands for the funeral so he can start planning the food.

I mean. Fúck me. She's reading this sh*t.
Sorry to hear that, but you should definitely make sure they have lots of little sausages. I love little sausages.