Sounds fúcking rank to be fair and I mean that as no personal attack on you or your food tastes.
Just heated / warm crab is rancid. Not for me.
Cold yes. Lovely.
Koka noodles for me I think, curry flavour. Extra red chilli flakes and a tablespoon of crunchy peanut butter added during the cooking process. Maybe serve a side of cream crackers with.