In my, happily very occasional, dealings with police officers,

[Burney]

Or 'cauliflower-like warts up and down my fúcking shaft, man!'

The first time you see genital warts in the flesh can be profoundly alarming, can't it? I saw my first set on a bloke called Colin who ended up being a copper. He seemed quite proud of them.

[IUFG]

The first time you see genital warts in the flesh can be profoundly alarming, can't it? I saw my first set on a bloke called Colin who ended up being a copper. He seemed quite proud of them.

whoooah there, b...

[Burney]

whoooah there, b...

What?

[IUFG]

The first time you see genital warts in the flesh can be profoundly alarming, can't it? I saw my first set on a bloke called Colin who ended up being a copper. He seemed quite proud of them.

I expecting you to name some young girl when you first encountered them.

Not some bloke named Colin.

In what sort of situation were you and Colin in, when he broke your genital wart virginity, so to speak?

[Sir C]

The first time you see genital warts in the flesh can be profoundly alarming, can't it? I saw my first set on a bloke called Colin who ended up being a copper. He seemed quite proud of them.

Yes, a chum of mine had them lasered off, which left him with two Japs' eyes. (Jap's eyes?) He could, quite literally, pÃ*ss in stereo.

[Sir C]

I expecting you to name some young girl when you first encountered them.

Not some bloke named Colin.

In what sort of situation were you and Colin in, when he broke your genital wart virginity, so to speak?

Hold on, hold on. Are you saying that if you developed a fine set of genital warts, you wouldn't immediately show your mate?

Oddball.

[Burney]

I expecting you to name some young girl when you first encountered them.

Not some bloke named Colin.

In what sort of situation were you and Colin in, when he broke your genital wart virginity, so to speak?

It was in the kitchen of our student flat. None of us had ever seen them before, so he whipped it out for our education. I don't think it was his first time doing so.

He wasn't exactly a refined man, Colin. He claimed to have taken a sh1t in The History of Pakistan in the University library, closed it and put it back on the shelf.

[IUFG]

It was in the kitchen of our student flat. None of us had ever seen them before, so he whipped it out for our education. I don't think it was his first time doing so.

He wasn't exactly a refined man, Colin. He claimed to have taken a sh1t in The History of Pakistan in the University library, closed it and put it back on the shelf.

Side question: what was Colin's subject?

[Burney]

Side question: what was Colin's subject?

Geography, I think.

[IUFG]

Hold on, hold on. Are you saying that if you developed a fine set of genital warts, you wouldn't immediately show your mate?

Oddball.

I went to a council estate comprehensive, pal. Not some private boarding school.

That sort of behaviour would have had me branded a 'bender' and I would have received a daily beating.
So no, my natural reaction to receiving a dose would not have been to show it to another bloke...