Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
If brains were dynamite Dennis wouldn't blow the wax out of his ears.
I know someone who has met Dennis many times. He is apparently wonderfully polite, articulate, humble and as well mannered as a Dutchman could ever be. As nice a man as you can hope to meet.

Unless you start pulling his shirt or kicking him, obviously. THen he can become a right ****.

In other words, the perfect footballer.