Whenever I am forced to travel the Northern Line, I prowl up and down the carriages bellowing into passenger's faces that I have an atom bomb in my pocket and they must pay for having murdered my mother.
I learned a long time ago there is only ever one nutter on any train so to avoid the nutter on the train, one must simpy be the nutter on the train.
I walked into bloke on a corner at Kentish Town station a couple of years back.
We both checked our pockets before walking off.
Well, he looked like the nutter...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
I walked into bloke on a corner at Kentish Town station a couple of years back.
We both checked our pockets before walking off.
Well, he looked like the nutter...
It's actually quite hard not to bump into people around Kentish Town station. Someone thought it a good idea to put a station entrance, a bus stop and a fruit 'n veg stall all on the same bit of pavement.