Gin though. Isn't it a bit, you know...thin? Like a nice drink of water.

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A ladydrink, if you will?

Scotch. That's a full-bodied drink for a gentleman; ideally enjoyed with a splash of soda, ironically.

Gin. Tonic. Lemon. What a fundamentally gay performance all that is.

Any spirit you have to put a mixer in = puddle jumper's drink imo