Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
Surely then they would all just declare themselves athletes and crack on.

Not sure you have thought this through.
You can't just declare yourself an athlete, can you? Some fat lad working in Tesco can't just go, 'Oh by the way I'm an athlete, I need to eat this goat curry and drink this here well water.' Everyone's going to know he's talking jive and chop his arms off, or whetever the punishment for eating in daylight it.

It's like you going to the butcher in Lent and trying to buy meat. claiming to be a Protestant. He's going to defenestrate you quicksmart.