Early days, of course, but so far the Grenfell Inquiry seems to be leaning towards

[Sir C]

everyone dying because some dozy cvnt in the London Fire Brigade told them to stay in a burning tower block.

Interesting to see how this can be blamed on Tories/Thatcher/The Royal Family/The British Empire, tbh.

Ah. How was Paris, old chap? Did you enjoy any culinary delights?