Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I agree, it sounds unlikely, doesn't it? Perhaps, though, once I have finished working I will seek to reinvent myself as mine jovial host.

That's a point. I could buy a pub.
No. Ownership of a pub is basically a death sentence for the genetically Irish.

I think what you want it is to retire into obscurity, barely ever have to interact with anyone but your wife and your animals, grow a simply enormous beard and occasionally grunt at people. I think you might also let your personal hygiene go.