PEA, shoo-in for Golden boot next season

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The property looks charming
So much so that I can find nothing to nitpick
I have the same bath taps and shower hose

[Sir C]

Prices look the same - £38 for three courses may scare off some locals but it's good value for that level of quality.

The menu isn't dog walker friendly, which I expect is his point. Still loads of locals in there and their real ale is quite wonderful.

I am now looking forward to it again.

Where will you stay? If you're not taking a house I heartily recommend this option.

https://www.nannybrow.co.uk/

[Sir C]

R can obviously give you the up-to-date skinny on C-Mouth, of course, but it's perfectly serviceable.

Don't you have to shear sheep or they die or something? How are you going to do that?

Can you imagine I'll be short of local sheep farmers from whom I can request a helping hand for dipping and shearing? Hmm?

[Burney]

I'd think of it as some holiday money, maybe. A free £20k so we could still spend January Out East.

Anyways, I only said I could, not that I've decided I will. We need another couple of years of work, really.

My dear chap, you have spent all the years I've known you insulating yourself from unwelcome company. Such is your desire to continue this process that you're going so far as to live on a fvcking hillside in one of the remotest corners of the country. And now you're suggesting you could be happy inviting paying randoms into this haven you are creating for yourself?

You'll have to forgive me if I tell you I'm dubious.

[Burney]

Can you imagine I'll be short of local sheep farmers from whom I can request a helping hand for dipping and shearing? Hmm?

Oh, I was hoping you'd do it yourself.

Will you keep the wool at least, so that v can knit you sweaters and such?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

They might not be so pleased to come out at 4 in the morning when the Ewes go into labour
Suggest you have a pair of marigolds at hand
And an oil lamp

[Burney]

They might not be so pleased to come out at 4 in the morning when the Ewes go into labour
Suggest you have a pair of marigolds at hand
And an oil lamp

How are they going to get pregnant? Immaculate conception?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Passing Welshmen staying at C's makeshift B&B perhaps

[Sir C]

My dear chap, you have spent all the years I've known you insulating yourself from unwelcome company. Such is your desire to continue this process that you're going so far as to live on a fvcking hillside in one of the remotest corners of the country. And now you're suggesting you could be happy inviting paying randoms into this haven you are creating for yourself?

You'll have to forgive me if I tell you I'm dubious.

I agree, it sounds unlikely, doesn't it? Perhaps, though, once I have finished working I will seek to reinvent myself as mine jovial host.

That's a point. I could buy a pub.

[Sir C]

Oh, I was hoping you'd do it yourself.

Will you keep the wool at least, so that v can knit you sweaters and such?

She's going to knit me a jumper out of Moses wool.