I see the battle of the flowers over this pikey toe-rag is continuing.

[Rich]

Well never ever paying any taxes probably helps. And, of course, if they run short of cash, they can always just commit even more robberies in their local area to make up the shortfall.

I hope Sir C's security is up to scratch

A gentleman from the Emerald Isle knocked on my door the other day to ask if I wanted my guttering replaced, stating that it looked tired. It was literally replaced 4 months ago by a reputable firm.