On Saturday, I spent a frankly silly amount of money on a tweed flat cap

[Sir C]

Me and you will have a full on fist fight one day, that I assure you.

I am afraid that rules of etiquette dictate that I may only enter into fisticuffs with another gentleman, sw. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

I'll happily have one of my chaps give you a thrashing if that suits?