I quite like flying into and out of those little Scandi airports. They're quaint. Vaasa in Finland has a bank of rocking chairs you can sit in to watch the runway. It also leaves the remote control for the telly out for the passengers to choose what to watch.
That's excellent. Imagine that here? Some chav **** would want Jeremy Kyle on and then a fight would break out. Unless some other chav **** has noticed he has the same telly and teefed up the remote. Even the rocking chairs would have to be chained down.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'