Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
"Ardiles is a wánker
He comes from Argentina
And Villa is a poofter
'Cos he sucks Ossie's cóck!"

"We all agree
Rixy is better than Hoddle
(Glen Hoddle)
The wánker!
(Glen Hoddle)"

Clever stuff in the traditional manner, you mean?
At what, noncing?