I do like how barking mad Noel Edmonds is these days. Not content with banging on

[Sir C]

I'll tell you who is a nice fellow - and very amusing - is Martin Bayfield. Absolutely enormous, of course, but actually quite charming. He told a particularly good story about his time in the police force where they raided a gay drug dealer's house where - to the enormous amusement of his colleagues, they discovered a full length poster of 'Bayfs' on the ceiling above the chap's bed.

Never heard of the fellow. The only rugby players with whom I am familiar are Billy Beaumont and Victor Ubogu.