Or Petunia Winegum, as you were known in - ahem - 'certain' circles.
You only got caught cottaging the once and - as far as we know - never touched any kids.
So all in all, not too bad.
RIP
lol. All I know about him is that Comic Strip Presents spoof
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."