This is interesting but disturbing.

[Sir C]

There is fact to this, Sir C. Every single time I eat Cereal with Milk (I just cant help it sometimes), I soil my pants. I forgot Id eaten a bowl of Granola before going for a walk on New Years day and ended up exploding into my pants about a mile from home. I never stood a chance.

Without wishing to be blunt, f, any adult who eats cereal with milk deserves to shÃ*t his pants.