Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
She served a fücking banana that looked like a diseased cock and böllocks, ffs! She also failed to have the cream spurting out of the end for comic effect. She should lose for that alone. Instead, they all kissed her arse. If any restaurant tried to serve me a banana for my pudding, I'd throw it at them.

Beetroot can fück right off. Also, if I see another cünt burning a cabbage, I'm going to take to someone with a blowtorch.
Wareing's going to be up that like a ferret up a trouser leg.