But he can also afford a house. He may have to give up owning a smartphone, drinking lattes and going on stag dos to Tallinn, but, you know, so did we all.
I know that. You know that. But the notion that you have to sacrifice luxuries in order to afford other things is lost on them. This generation sees luxuries as basic human rights. They are, to put it simply, spoilt rotten.
Millenials, innit. Whiny little bitches who all think it’s their God-given right to live in London despite clearly not being able to afford to live there and wonder why they don’t have any money.
Must be a very small number of beneficiaries though, since their parents decided their own God-given right to live in London despite clearly not being able to afford to live there was only to be served by having far fewer whiny little bitches around in the first place?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I am now very tempted to punch a young person in the face.
Stamp Duty is purely and simply theft. Its one redeeming feature was that it was universal. The idea that someone shouldn’t have their pocket picked because they’re only ickle really hacks me off.