So, as it's Friday, I may drink tonight.

[Burney]

I went out into the world the other day, which doesn't happen so often these days, and the sight of people smoking had no effect on me whatsoever, except to fill me with yearning for a Marlboro Light and deep depression for all those lovely fags left unsmoked

Also, pal, before you get too pleased with the smelll of your own farts, just bear in mind that some of us actually had the willpower to give up fags yonks ago properly rather than getting by sucking on some synthetic nipple substitute like a big fanny.

Just saying