Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
And apart from that, it's ugly. Ugly prose makes me sad.

I can't stop thinking about when The Grauniad finally folds and that little ***** Jones is on the dole. Hopefully all his whining about the plight of the poor will turn out to be true and the juvenile commie will starve to death.

Or drown in his own sh*t.

Or get caught up in a hideous psycho killer scanrio, where the bloke eviscerates his mother in front of his face and then chokes him to death on her steaming guts.

I don't like him much.
Sadly, the lefties will always find a slot for him. He'll end up being a Labour spokestw@t and probably an MP or what have you.

I don't know what Abi Wilkinson will do, though. I suspect the poor girl has trouble putting her clothes on the right way round, so god knows what she'll do without the safety net of The Guardian feature pages.