Now I know I'm slightly obsessed by The Guardian, but in this piece, the author

[redgunamo]

Well you say that, but there was that unfortunate business where we used to lock chaps up because they were fond of cöck. Granted, we've gone far too far in the opposite direction, but that was an unwarranted intrusion into one's private self, I'd say.

Oh, different matter entirely, being caught being fond of cock.